MooseKnuckles is bored.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/07/2013 at 10:29 • Filed to: None

Please assign him work to complete in OPPO. Post you assignments below.

DISCUSSION (29)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 10:31

Drawing a Testarossa, as it would have been built by the French.

MooseKnuckles > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 10:36

sooo borrred

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 10:36

Make the 911DS a real thing.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 10:38

Update Kinja.

Hindered23 > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 10:39

I have a geology quiz and a geology lab. care to do them while I play forza

MooseKnuckles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/07/2013 at 10:43

just picture lots of bubble glass. and the trim pieces are so loose that you arent sure if broken or designed that way.

MooseKnuckles > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches.
11/07/2013 at 10:44

Panamera Sport Turismo. What the Panamera should've been.

Kinja'd!!!

desertdog5051 > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 10:44

Go back to 2010 and recommend every post and comment for the first 6 months.

MooseKnuckles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/07/2013 at 10:44

That's like asking someone to explain torques.

MooseKnuckles > Hindered23
11/07/2013 at 10:45

Rocks are hard, and only beat by paper.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 10:45

And as every side strake is a separate trim piece and loose, taking off too fast in a pass has the effect of throwing fistfuls of knives at the car behind you.

Hindered23 > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 10:46

tell me about it. the tests in this class are unbelievable

MooseKnuckles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/07/2013 at 10:47

I'm really not sure why we aren't all driving french cars

Anon > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 10:49

Go watch all of Evangelion, then write me a 10 page paper (MLA format, double space, 9 point Times New Roman) on the uses of the symbolism incorporated in it. You may also go on to talk about sociological issues that are critiqued in the show. I want it turned in next week at the latest, though I know you'll probably wait till the last minute to do it anyways.

Now that I write this I really wish that I could write this paper for psych and get a grade on it.

MooseKnuckles > desertdog5051
11/07/2013 at 10:51

Some one, some where, is doing that. I'll get a comment on some jackass thing I said 4 years ago about a product that isn't even for sale any more. Let it go bud.

CalzoneGolem > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 10:51

I'm waiting for those CL posts ;)

MooseKnuckles > Anon
11/07/2013 at 10:53

What kind of asshole prof has the super-human vision to read a 10pg paper @ 9pt font?

MooseKnuckles > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 10:54

I'm in Canada, craigslist scares me.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 10:54

Force multiplied by distance

Anon > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 10:57

Well it's double spaced. Most of my philosophy papers had to be 9 point and I was tought buy a man who looked like he came from ancient rome. Though he is probably one of my favorite professors I've ever had.

Anon > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 10:58

Also you can do it in 12 if it makes you feel any better.

MooseKnuckles > Anon
11/07/2013 at 10:58

So-Crates???

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 10:59

Clearly I missed my calling as an asshole prof. I'd do that. I'd do it out of spite.

Anon > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 11:01

Get rid of the beard and then yes.

CalzoneGolem > MooseKnuckles
11/07/2013 at 11:03

Kijiji is acceptable.

MooseKnuckles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/07/2013 at 11:03

gahh, spite is the worst.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 11:26

Find a picture of a corgi driving a Brown Miata diesel wagon in full oppo around a corner at nurburgring.

MooseKnuckles > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 11:55

I've actually always dreamt of having a dirt track on my property. And to go with that dirt track I'd have a few, maybe five, beater cars. Each car would be performance unique in it's own way. Like playing old racing arcade games, you could have the SUV that is slow but has a high damage level, or the sports car that is fast and handles good but gets wrecked easily.. etc.
So of these five beater 'race' cars you'd have differing drivetrains and power level.

ex-Cop Crown Vic, rwd and powerfull.
mid-90s subaru, awd but low power
older accord V6, mid range power, fwd

Something along those lines, then you get some buddies together, a night of drinking beforehand determines order of vehicle selection, of course. Then race.

McLarry > CalzoneGolem
11/07/2013 at 12:49

Compute for me the air velocity of an unladen swallow